May 2012
thank you for the pictures of your faces. we’d all make some very beautiful babies 
May 27th
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submit a photo of your face so I can see what our babies would look like
May 27th
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yrelectricsurgeissweet: Korg comes out with a new line of synthesisers that sound like an old man yelling at you to ‘quit making faggot music and get a job’.
May 27th
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I got three really bad burns on my hand today 
May 27th
would you pay me to make your life really exciting?
May 27th
May 27th
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my underwear’s been disagreeing with me all day
May 27th
lil b is killing me right now
May 27th
this is one of the worst things I have ever seen →
May 27th
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plan of action
continue drinking see what my babies would look like with different people I know 
May 27th
I’m pretty proud of how good I am at wrapping ankle sprains
May 27th
man fuck celiac disease im bout to go in on a blt
May 27th
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I think it’s time I figured out what I want in life. the past two years/twenty-two years have been so hectic that I’ve just been trying to sort out my problems. but life has been calming down a bit and I’m enrolled in school and I finally have energy to put into making my life good instead of just making it not bad. it’s strange to not have so much of my time taken up by...
May 27th
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a lot of days I just feel like a bummed out man
May 27th
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suicideyear: spaceghostpurrp is walking home with a girl he likes and is confronted by three men who ask for all of his money, but when he reaches into his jacket pocket he pulls out a handful of black ash mixed with crushed glass then screams “black phonk” then blows it all into their eyes
May 27th
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It's hot as F in north carolina
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I have no idea how I feel about my life right now and that’s a scary way to feel
May 27th
unless you’re here to kiss my lips I don’t want to talk to you 
May 27th
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May 27th
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I hope my parents don’t find out I’m Lil Wayne
May 27th
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May 27th
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I have icy hot on my lips
May 27th
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think of your two closest friends. think of all three of you together. are you riff raff, dirt nasty, or andy milonakis? for those are the members of the oldest of all archetypal trios 
May 27th
how you gonna try and sell me pills that have bayer stamped into them
May 27th
I lost 40 dollars in my yard last night, have a sprained ankle, a lacerated elbow, 2 2nd degree oil burns on my right hand, a bruised shin and a huge knot on my right brow ;)
May 26th
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Manami Toyota is one of the baddest people I have ever seen. I bet she could kill everyone in the universe 
May 26th
I think I hit someone with a crippler crossface last night
May 26th
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dearsadie: ratjar: last night 10 people drank 71 beers, 5 bottles of wine, half a handle of tequilla and 2 wine coolers at my house　 Is anyone surprised that I’m responsible for the wine coolers I was really wondering who drank those. I’m pretty sure they’d been in my fridge for years
May 26th
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last night 10 people drank 71 beers, 5 bottles of wine, half a handle of tequilla and 2 wine coolers at my house　
May 26th
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Anonymous asked: Hulk Hogan isn't dead.
May 26th
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May 26th
I can’t even tell you how many times I leg dropped people last night I felt like the ghost of hulk hogan
May 26th
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last night was nuts
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am I listening to a playlist that’s just different remixes of Climax?
May 25th
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