February 2012
won with a nice 2/2/2 roach+speedling build
today someone made fun of me for liking loving magical realism
I spend a lot of time alone
although me shrinking is a very real possibility
my original license said 6’ but the lady at the DMV said “no way you’re 5’11”” without measuring me or anything and now that’s what my license says
they lowered the height on my license when I turned 21
I’m a lot taller than I seem
I think the movie I am watching sucks but I am not quite sure
If I’m not with you, I’m absolutely nowhere at all
applying for a job as a legal secretary
this job would be perfect
a frightening, doughy face
I just ate the spiciest soup of my entire life
a 1:1 habanero/bowl of soup ratio
escaping
4/2012
jonny-awesome:
It’s 4/20 somewhere.
today I feel a way that I’ve never felt before
worn out
lol
the occupy wall st. of sex
Anonymous asked: Are you aware that you star in the third episode of the third season of "Misfits"? You play a really fucking weird character and your acting is alright at best, but it was cool to see you on a TV show.
the-ketamine-chicken:
The key to getting my brother to listen to hip-hop music that I like is saying “oh, yeah, and he got signed by Drake”
see if it works for limp bizkit
paulomonstra got me to put stuff on 8tracks
so if you wanna check out some nice music
http://8tracks.com/ratjar
I have perfect nazi hair today
there was a piece of paper on my mothers floor that just said
“ratjar.tumblr.com”
:/ :/ :/ :/ :/
1 tag
Come back to me the the way you were
The way you were when we were young
I’m trying to tell you everything
I’m trying to tell you everything
oh my gosh I can’t believe I dated Heather and never once quoted Heathers at her
im gonna be kickin myself about that one for the rest of my life
I have this compulsion where every time I am done painting I have to drink my paint water
ensure is seriously one of my favorite things and it’s gluten free!
also I am going to drop in on some of you tomorrow I won’t say who but I’m sure you have at least an idea of who you are ;)
I just consumed
a grilled chicken breast
6 eggs
2 meal replacement shakes
a jar of peanut butter
in 20 minutes
I am so good at eating you guys
pyua replied to your post: tomorrow I am going to have a good day come hell…
“things old ladies say”
I am often told I talk like an old woman, I got a lot of my colloquialisms from my mother
tomorrow I am going to have a good day come hell or high water
a chillwave album called Aural Sex
it’s Chamillionaire
which rapper has that video of him talking about how much of an asshole Jordan is? trying desperately to find it