i thought i was out of cigarettes and got really excited when i found one and then the ember fell out and landed on my penis
bwwwssssshhhhhhhhhh replied to your post: i drank 2 beers and ate another pint of ice cream…
my cat chewed through my stepsisters laptop charger cable and she yelled at her and called her a stupid fucking whore and an annoying little bitch
my cat kicked over my rum and clawed up my leg and I don’t think I said any words just a lot of yelling noises but I would probably call her a lot of bad things if she ate my charger. cats are very difficult.
i drank 2 beers and ate another pint of ice cream because I got upset at myself for yelling at my cat
i can’t believe godzilla is a horror movie. how is it scary? i don’t think anything’s scary unless it can sneak up and surprise you
I just made a beautiful pot of mashed potatoes and ate a pint of ice cream while making them